K!llahOnThaRoaD
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"Taoism : shit happens.
Confucianism : Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism : shit happening is an illusion.
Zen : What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: shit happening is the will of Allah.
Catholecism : If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism : Let shit happen to someone else.
Judaism : Why does shit always happen to us?
Calvinism : shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Christian Sciene : If shit happens, pray and it will go away.
Mormonism : If shit happens, shit it!
Hinduism : That shit has happened before.
Hare Krishna : shit happens, shit happens, shit, shit, happens, happens.
Atheism : shit happens for no reason at all.
Agnostic : Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Stoicism : So shit happens, I can take it.
Paganism : shit is a part of the Goddess too.
Jehova's wittness : Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
Scientology : Join a course and you'll know why shit happens.
Rastafarianism : Let's smoke this shit and see what happens.
Laotseism : The shit that can be described is not the absolute shit.
Oshoism : If you don't see shit in my eyes, in my gesture and in my silence, you
will
never find it in my words.
Byronkatiesm : What would you be without that shit?
Bachism : If you give a few drops of this shit in a bottle and take it four
times
daily, you are able to better bear all the other shit.
Yoganandaism : Always concentrate on the shit on the top of your head
Rumiism : Love that shit.
Freudism : Let's talk about your shit since childhood.
Papajism : There is no shit.
Satsangism : Damned, why don't shit understand that shit already is that shit?!
Tatrism : Breath deeply into the shit.
Avatarism : I am the source of all this shit.
Astrologism : Tell me your birthdate and I tell you the exactly second when your
mothers aunt will have her next shit.
Sannyaism : The shit of my master tastes better than yours.
Yogism : Press your ass and keep it inside.
Vipassanaism : Watch that shit, passing your body, as it naturally flows "
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