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Oder die Nachtschicht bei McDonalds.
Und was ist beim toller Typ weiss'?
Der Besitzer!
s-kud
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hä ... ???
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du musst mehr zeit im internet verbringen.
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okay...ein grenzwertiger.
was ist der unterschied zwischen einem toten babie und einem tisch?
was ist der unterschied zwischen einem toten babie und einem tisch?
you can't fack a table 
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A sex addict goes into a whorehouse, bragging about how he's had all kinds of kinky sex with just about every type of girl imaginable. He tells the madam "I want something special, something I've never had before."
"We've got just the girl for you. She can sing the Star Spangled Banner while giving a blow job," she says. "But theres one rule. She will only do it in the dark."
Than man goes upstairs with the girl and she turns out all the lights. A few seconds into the blow job, he hears the most beautiful singing voice he's ever heard "O say can you see...." The guy ends up blowing his load right when she gets to "the home of the brave."
He's so impressed, and so curious about how this girl could sing so well with a mouthful of his dick that he decides to come back a week later. She turns off the lights, but this time about half way in, the guys curiosity gets the best of him. He quickly runs to flip on the lights, but she is right behind screaming and flips them back off.
And in that quick flash of a lit room, the only thing he caught a glimpse of was the glass eye on the table...
Auauauauau... den kann man auch echt nur hier erzählen
"We've got just the girl for you. She can sing the Star Spangled Banner while giving a blow job," she says. "But theres one rule. She will only do it in the dark."
Than man goes upstairs with the girl and she turns out all the lights. A few seconds into the blow job, he hears the most beautiful singing voice he's ever heard "O say can you see...." The guy ends up blowing his load right when she gets to "the home of the brave."
He's so impressed, and so curious about how this girl could sing so well with a mouthful of his dick that he decides to come back a week later. She turns off the lights, but this time about half way in, the guys curiosity gets the best of him. He quickly runs to flip on the lights, but she is right behind screaming and flips them back off.
And in that quick flash of a lit room, the only thing he caught a glimpse of was the glass eye on the table...
Auauauauau... den kann man auch echt nur hier erzählen
k-mono
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A sex addict goes into a whorehouse, bragging about how he's had all kinds of kinky sex with just about every type of girl imaginable. He tells the madam "I want something special, something I've never had before."
"We've got just the girl for you. She can sing the Star Spangled Banner while giving a blow job," she says. "But theres one rule. She will only do it in the dark."
Than man goes upstairs with the girl and she turns out all the lights. A few seconds into the blow job, he hears the most beautiful singing voice he's ever heard "O say can you see...." The guy ends up blowing his load right when she gets to "the home of the brave."
He's so impressed, and so curious about how this girl could sing so well with a mouthful of his dick that he decides to come back a week later. She turns off the lights, but this time about half way in, the guys curiosity gets the best of him. He quickly runs to flip on the lights, but she is right behind screaming and flips them back off.
And in that quick flash of a lit room, the only thing he caught a glimpse of was the glass eye on the table...
Auauauauau... den kann man auch echt nur hier erzählen
"We've got just the girl for you. She can sing the Star Spangled Banner while giving a blow job," she says. "But theres one rule. She will only do it in the dark."
Than man goes upstairs with the girl and she turns out all the lights. A few seconds into the blow job, he hears the most beautiful singing voice he's ever heard "O say can you see...." The guy ends up blowing his load right when she gets to "the home of the brave."
He's so impressed, and so curious about how this girl could sing so well with a mouthful of his dick that he decides to come back a week later. She turns off the lights, but this time about half way in, the guys curiosity gets the best of him. He quickly runs to flip on the lights, but she is right behind screaming and flips them back off.
And in that quick flash of a lit room, the only thing he caught a glimpse of was the glass eye on the table...
Auauauauau... den kann man auch echt nur hier erzählen
DoctahCerveza
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kenn ich als nachtschicht bei mc donalds
DoctahCerveza
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was is n toller Typ mit ner kirsche im arsch?-mon cherie
was sin 2 toller Typ im schlafsack-twix
was is n weiblicher toller Typ zwischen 2 betonplatten-hanuta ohne nüsse
" " " männlicher " " " " -hanuta mit nüsse
was sin 2 toller Typ im schlafsack-twix
was is n weiblicher toller Typ zwischen 2 betonplatten-hanuta ohne nüsse
" " " männlicher " " " " -hanuta mit nüsse
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Es geht wohl um die ähnliche Form.
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Es geht wohl um die ähnliche Form.
hast du schon mal so nen toller Typ von innen gesehen?
schlafsack -> verpackung
2 toller Typ -> 2 twix riegel
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