EMINEM - ROLE MODEL
I'm cancerous, so when i diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for canibus
I strangled you to death then i choked you again
Then break your ****in legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, i'ma even the score equally
Take you on jerry springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when i smoke out i hit the trees harder than sonny bono
(ohh no!!) so if i said i never did drugs
That would mean i lie and get ****ed more than the president does
Hillary clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her ****in tonsils out and fed her sherbet (bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately i'm on edge
Grabbed vanilla ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (**** you!)
Every girl i ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So i'm dumb enough to ask for a date with lauryn hill
Some people only see that i'm white, ignorin skill
Cause i stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But i don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the **** can i be white, i don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do i wave?
And this is how i'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
dER absolute Übershit. Das is sooo geil!