Webbie
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- Mitglied seit
- 15 Juli 2005
- Beiträge
- 155
Ayo,hier die regeln
1-jeder nur eine runde(front von Jaz)
2-16-24 linez
3-bewertung läuft folgendermaßen ab.....
bewerten nach:
1-Flow(auf welchem text man besser flowen kann)
2-Punchlinez(wer die besseren punchez hat)
3-Enjoyment(welcher text überzeugt euch mit wortwitzen)
4-Wordplay(welcher text die besseren wortspiele hat)
5-Lyrics(wer hat die besseren reime am start)
bsp
Flow-(Jaz)
Punchlinez-(Beide)
Enjoyment(Webbie)
Wordplay(Webbie)
Lyrics(Unentschieden)
Overall-Webbie
!Wenn einer abstimmt ohne zu begründen zählen die votez nicht!
Gewonnen hat der jenige der als erstes 5 votez von euch kriegt
3-0 technischer ko
Viel Spass
JazDaMan
'Sup Webbie? You seem to act like ya name was "Debbie"
Well now...how does it feel to get battled by your own Daddy?
Cats like you think they could get me but ya aint ready
You even need me more than Tiger Woods needs his Caddy.
You're a pop singer like Shaggy, faggie, I leave you nameless/
My pictures is frameless, thats why I shove my brushes up in your anus/
For you I'm even monumental, like Citizen Kane is,
You suck like the Sopranos, thats why you got nuttin to say bitch/
My raps more powerful than majors, but ya remain a minor son/
i destroy you no matter what kinda vinyl is on/
Yea Debbie you rhyme like a Bum, spread ya legs wide to get done/
Your style is soft though, like a Gregory Isaacs - Song!
See these 16 lines I got, hun'... enough to git you ego diminished/
That fella Jaz about to win it cuz this pal t(h)rows stones like Gwyneth/
I make records that break records in the book of guiness/
And end your Mortal Kombat as I finally move to finish/
Webbie
mic check one,two,one,two....my mic is on....here i go....
Ayo listen,
This dude Jaz Da Man is through face-it-bytch my flows so hot I should get paid-to-piss//
you full of fake shyt like a makeup-kit, so go head and knock ya self out like Jada-kiss//
Bak my spitz and 'hitz be ringin' like I put 'bellz-on-hammers'//,
and you'z a peasant throwin stones at the throne, but I'll 'dip them (roc)s' like Juelz-Santana//
You'll never 'have hot shyt' even in 'hell-wit-pampers'//
your spits are played and 'post-age' and I don't mean 'mail-or-stamps-bra'//
This geeky dude remindz me of somethin like when Steve Urkel-spits//
and iz it me or is Jaz the only f.a.g. runnin around on this site wit a purple-sig?//
Please, somebody stop me before I hurt-this-kid,//
I'm a freestyle king, but Jaz couldn't come 'hot off the top' even of he removed his 'burnin-wig'//
Think you gonna win?? na you damn-wrong, I apologize for the sad-song,//
But Jaz you're sorta like a 'groupie chip' the way he's 'all over the dips' and 'Cam-Ron'//
but in this battle, this dude Jaz really 'couldnt take care of shyt' like a 'bad-mom'//
Jaz Da Man never even been in a 'sick battle' so what's the name-for?,//
with all my 'cloudy thoughts' i'd still beat you when I 'brain-storm'//
ya momz is like my 'homepage for sex', cuz she's my 'main-w.ho.re'//
I'm so grim I'll grin and kill him with my sins from hyms//
Ya lights dim, ya wouldn't flow have "potent"ial if it was dipped in gin//
I murder in mass like nazis wit gas I'll splash and slash vast//
Ya punches wouldn't sail smooth even if it had a mast//(on a ship)
Ya punches r like inside jokes cause only u know what u meant//
Just peep how I speak the speech beseeched stay in ya seat//
Defeat the proud, heat when I seek to beat the least endowed//
Ya could suck off the whole audience and still not please the crowd//
Votez Ppl
1-jeder nur eine runde(front von Jaz)
2-16-24 linez
3-bewertung läuft folgendermaßen ab.....
bewerten nach:
1-Flow(auf welchem text man besser flowen kann)
2-Punchlinez(wer die besseren punchez hat)
3-Enjoyment(welcher text überzeugt euch mit wortwitzen)
4-Wordplay(welcher text die besseren wortspiele hat)
5-Lyrics(wer hat die besseren reime am start)
bsp
Flow-(Jaz)
Punchlinez-(Beide)
Enjoyment(Webbie)
Wordplay(Webbie)
Lyrics(Unentschieden)
Overall-Webbie
!Wenn einer abstimmt ohne zu begründen zählen die votez nicht!
Gewonnen hat der jenige der als erstes 5 votez von euch kriegt
3-0 technischer ko
Viel Spass
JazDaMan
'Sup Webbie? You seem to act like ya name was "Debbie"
Well now...how does it feel to get battled by your own Daddy?
Cats like you think they could get me but ya aint ready
You even need me more than Tiger Woods needs his Caddy.
You're a pop singer like Shaggy, faggie, I leave you nameless/
My pictures is frameless, thats why I shove my brushes up in your anus/
For you I'm even monumental, like Citizen Kane is,
You suck like the Sopranos, thats why you got nuttin to say bitch/
My raps more powerful than majors, but ya remain a minor son/
i destroy you no matter what kinda vinyl is on/
Yea Debbie you rhyme like a Bum, spread ya legs wide to get done/
Your style is soft though, like a Gregory Isaacs - Song!
See these 16 lines I got, hun'... enough to git you ego diminished/
That fella Jaz about to win it cuz this pal t(h)rows stones like Gwyneth/
I make records that break records in the book of guiness/
And end your Mortal Kombat as I finally move to finish/
Webbie
mic check one,two,one,two....my mic is on....here i go....
Ayo listen,
This dude Jaz Da Man is through face-it-bytch my flows so hot I should get paid-to-piss//
you full of fake shyt like a makeup-kit, so go head and knock ya self out like Jada-kiss//
Bak my spitz and 'hitz be ringin' like I put 'bellz-on-hammers'//,
and you'z a peasant throwin stones at the throne, but I'll 'dip them (roc)s' like Juelz-Santana//
You'll never 'have hot shyt' even in 'hell-wit-pampers'//
your spits are played and 'post-age' and I don't mean 'mail-or-stamps-bra'//
This geeky dude remindz me of somethin like when Steve Urkel-spits//
and iz it me or is Jaz the only f.a.g. runnin around on this site wit a purple-sig?//
Please, somebody stop me before I hurt-this-kid,//
I'm a freestyle king, but Jaz couldn't come 'hot off the top' even of he removed his 'burnin-wig'//
Think you gonna win?? na you damn-wrong, I apologize for the sad-song,//
But Jaz you're sorta like a 'groupie chip' the way he's 'all over the dips' and 'Cam-Ron'//
but in this battle, this dude Jaz really 'couldnt take care of shyt' like a 'bad-mom'//
Jaz Da Man never even been in a 'sick battle' so what's the name-for?,//
with all my 'cloudy thoughts' i'd still beat you when I 'brain-storm'//
ya momz is like my 'homepage for sex', cuz she's my 'main-w.ho.re'//
I'm so grim I'll grin and kill him with my sins from hyms//
Ya lights dim, ya wouldn't flow have "potent"ial if it was dipped in gin//
I murder in mass like nazis wit gas I'll splash and slash vast//
Ya punches wouldn't sail smooth even if it had a mast//(on a ship)
Ya punches r like inside jokes cause only u know what u meant//
Just peep how I speak the speech beseeched stay in ya seat//
Defeat the proud, heat when I seek to beat the least endowed//
Ya could suck off the whole audience and still not please the crowd//
Votez Ppl