Ileyman vs. Da Animal - 2nd Entry

[Da Animal]

Do yo votes

My slow start:


I don’t know boy where you came from,
But I know just where you get,
I’m da toller Typ wit da flame tongue,
Anyway I make you wet.
Do bet, my rhymes they comin mighty as a flood,
Yours soon might be in da mudd
Like Bubba Sparxxx, you fat and ugly
Scaring ev’ry eye around the block G
But don’t you have no fear,
Da Animal is here
Slashin’ ya face like hunted deer
Dat makes some o’ ya bad look disappear
But still won’t cause cheers,
From tha girls you tryin’ to please,
But please listen to these,
I give ya some help like Mother Therese:
Increase ya style, but not as Travolta using “grease”.
I suggest you do dis in other coun-tries,
Overseas is your direction,
Cuz dis continent stays my might-section!
Reignin’ in ev’ry area,
You don’t get in?
stop blamin’ the customs barrier
You’ll neva have the power to compete in dis top-league,
I shut you down & wave my finger, but baby it’s not Deke.
Meet me lata at the club, when I’m bringin’ da heat
On the stage, you getcha ass up – I make ya defeat complete
Oh I see – you won’t make a move
Like feet in concrete

Iley, I'm waitin' on

 

[ileyman]

ya're right, I do it oversea/
I do where no bitches like u be/
ya Eminem groupie, this is war/
so don't bore, me, but I know ya ain't no more/
than a whore, a kiddy scratchin' in a recordstore/
a boy searchin' for fame, confess EKO's ur name/
no one's the same like u, a shame for ur crew/
so what ya gon' do, show ur tiny boobs?/
send troops, in brackets ur grandfather/
I f-uck ur whole world wit my Animal-Blaster/
I shoot cows, sheep and ur own fans/
I'm gunnin' ya down when ya dance/
when ya give cheap mic stance/
I see ur Benz and I see ur ugly hoe/
so whatcha wanna tell Fat Joe?/
this is iley, not the juveniles/
ya battled to think ya had style/
be like Aaliyah and try again/
come back 'n drop ur make-up, Mr Feminin/
buy some punchlines at eBay/
buy a turntable and become a DJ/
coz MCin' seems not to be ur vocation/
I'm tourin' oversea, but ur ass stays at the same location/
in ur dumb face I notice big frustration/
but there will only be one who rocks ev'ry nation/
ev'ry TV 'n radio station, and that's iley/
the one, the almighty, ya're just livin' at ur parents/
peeps love me, but cannot spot ur talent/
that's why ya gotta die, so don't cry/
lil' Poppey, ev'ryday salad 'n coke light/
Mr I'm-On-A-Diet, now lemme put u in an Iraqi flight/
look outta the window and watch my anti-air missile/
that's magic as if ur asymmetrical ass was in 8 mile/
but ur death, ur crash is pure reality/
after this story no one wants to battle me/
so bitch please, don't tease my eyes/
wit cheap 'n punk ass fake punchlines/

 

[Neuperlach_83]

find beide nicht gut sorry guyz

 

[ileyman]

war ja auch erst der anfang, warte nach 2 einträgen sind wir auf nem ordentlichen niveau.

 

[Da Animal]

God damn, you got bigger boobs than mine?
Why ya wanna expose me all the time?
I appreciate plastic surgery, for you it’s the right thing to start
Cuz yo face looks like bein hit by a few darts.
I shoot hard, when you are on my target,
Stompin’ on you like RoboCop walkin on carpet
You lookin down, kinda depressed,
Why? Just becuz you’ve not been blessed
With, I guess you call that hoe, a lovin’ honey
Nice you mentioned Fat Joe, he’s owin’ money
Imagine, he wanted to drive my Benz
And plus f-uckin’ som of my fans,
But he ain’t got no chance,
cuz I’m the only one who makes em glance
guess you’ll have even less in yo hands,
cuz you got the same reputation as Egon Krenz
But enuff of others, you know what really bothers…me?
You talkin’ too much, just like Kevin Loughery
At least, he knows what he’s talking about,
What you never do, even if ya arguing loud
Get the shit out, don’t hide yo fear, follow the feelin,
You know what Ice Cube said: The bigger the cap the bigger the peelin
I’m reelin off an anti-iley-program, dat runs and runs…
Lyrical weaponry, no doubt you get stunned by dis guns

 

[ileyman]

I spit verses hotter than a dragon's fire/
speedin' up ur weak rhymes' expire/
I ain't a LIAR, when I claim to be blessed/
coz Lord simply has chosen the best dressed/
so who ya wanna bother witcha superficial story?/
ya just bore me/
like the pictures of urself f-uckin' ur mum coz ya're horny/
supress ur animal instinct, now I teach ya discipline/
make ur whole tribe extinct 'n let my fellas win/
imagine ya never been, separated from ur jungle/
and Tarzan hadn't sexed ur aunts 'n uncles/
(UNCLEF-UCKER!) man ya remind me of a cripple/
coz ur words are less senseful than a lizzl bizl/
maybe, too many microphones hit on ur head/
like all ur homies, I also wish ya were dead/
I ain't mad, I'm just tellin' ya the truth/
ya even too dumb to recognize ya're 'bout to lose/
now take ur thumb outta ur mouth handicap-hoe/
getta new voice, ya sound like ur dick's in a mouse trap, yo/
cheap immitator, but it doesn't seem to go/
coz ur clothes, smell like rotten tomato/
now I know, that all the club owners throw/
ya from their stage and don't wantcha back no mo'/
ya legless terminator, ya gayclub waiter/
crouchin' behind homos when I'm comin' wit my hellraider/
ya scared of me like ur scared of ur own vagina/
but who encouraged ya to f-uck ur dad as a first timer/

 

[ileyman]

ey, animal, es hat schon jemand für mich abgestimmt. bis jemand für dich abstimmt, muss man wohl noch ein paar jährchen warten...

 

[Da Animal]

Yo, wir müssn noch ein paar Jährchen warten - bis die Mitglieder dieses Forums reif genug sind - und dann die Überlegenheit meiner Rhymes anzuerkennen.
Spaß beiseite, ich bin bald wieder mit ner Antwort dabei - hatte in letzter Zeit wieder mehr zu tun, deshalb die Pause

Hope ya didn't miss me - guess not, lookin at the way I **** u up

 

[JAX]

ileyman is fresh...sorry animal homey aber ich denk ileyman hat dich diesmal gekillt

 

[ileyman]

Original geschrieben von JAX
ileyman is fresh...sorry animal homey aber ich denk ileyman hat dich diesmal gekillt

peezen. bist mein mann.

ach ja, ein kumpel von mir hat aus spaß für animal gevotet. nur so nebenbei. eigentlich hätte animal nur einen vote... aber egal.

 

[Da Animal]

Zwei. Außer wenn dei Kumpel nochma für mich gestimmt hat...
Sorry, dass ich momentan dieses Thread so hängen lasse, aba ich war in letzta Zeit nich so in Rhyme-Mood. Zum Glück verdien ich nich mein Geld damit. Aber ich nehm dich scho noch auseinander - dann bist du nich mehr der Ileyman, sondern der Eilig-Man, der zu Mutti eilt

 

[G-Shokk]

Quatscht nich so viel, laßt lieber Taten sprechen. Animal, du bist dran.

 

[ileyman]

Original geschrieben von Da Animal
Zwei. Außer wenn dei Kumpel nochma für mich gestimmt hat...
Sorry, dass ich momentan dieses Thread so hängen lasse, aba ich war in letzta Zeit nich so in Rhyme-Mood. Zum Glück verdien ich nich mein Geld damit. Aber ich nehm dich scho noch auseinander - dann bist du nich mehr der Ileyman, sondern der Eilig-Man, der zu Mutti eilt

yo, du hast grad ne stimme mehr. es ist also zeit für die nächste runde...

 

[Da Animal]

Back from summer's sleep

It's been a long time, since I last f-ucked you,
now I'm shootin again, you betta duck fool!
My deadly lyrics zip like bullets thru the air,
you badly hit, some kinda hurt, but who does care?
You must share ya skills with Trooper da don,
just beware, he got the bigga "part",screwin ya hon'
But let's get back to me, I'm doin ya, son
You no test for my teeth, I'll chew you like gum.
but wait a minute homey, you not smellin very well,
plus, you look a lil boney, like Geri Halliwell
Just one slight, lousy breath of me will send you to the ground,
You'll neva see the best of me, but if, you'll be astound'd.
I'm not jokin around, like Petey Pab I'M SERIOUS!
you think you bring me down? Boy, you so delirious
I'm near to bless ya toller Typ - with some help of mine,
to get cha on the level of f-ucked up Nelly-rhymes
but hey, I gotta cancel - I ain't got that hell of time!
Please raise ya hand, I'll put ya on the waiting list
but you ain't got no talent, I see how low ya rating is.
So if ya bring an answer, I'll have that back in mind
bad MC's spread just like cancer and you are on frontline


Iley, get up!

 

[ileyman]

i got ninas to bust, so who gotta duck/
i split ur ass in two, say ya got f-ucked/
fool, i knock ya straight outta the league/
R-I-P, i got skills, weaponry plus technique/
I'm burnin' proof, ur homies know ya gon' lose/
i cruise while ya're goin' on the game, hoe/
i'm ur pimp, now ya're sexin' the city for do'/
from ol' asses to players 'n stick up kids/
they got u bitch, put da cum on ur wrist/
who it is, it's ileyman, berlin's finest MC/
daanimalkiller.com - this ain't peace/
i put it out aggressive, raps like chainsaws/
comparin' me wit celebrities? ya got ur brain lost/
Kurt Cobain is dead coz he knew I'm the boss/
so stop to floss, ya're probably got no gender/
ya child molesto like R. Kelly, but iley ain't tender/
touch me 'n i stab u as if i was the earth's defender/
ur punchlines are like sperm from an impotent/
they weak to the fullest 'n got no sense/
ya grab the mic to know how hard dick feels/
respect on the net, move away from this field/
coz ya're remindin' me of michael jack-son/
ya wanna be loved, but ya totally wack-son/

so, get ur ass outta my territory, dawg...

 

[Da Animal]

What kinda link is dat? It doesn't work!

My answer ís not far away

 

[Da Animal]

Oh Yeah no doubt, you such a shame
opened up yo mouth and let rhymes rain
down like stinkin' yaknowwhattamean
after a exploding-toilet-scene.
Put me out the league? You not even into one
I kick yo pumped up balls like I was Joao Pinto, son
Get on a sprinter's run and I will spare you
cuz hidin from me is, say, one of the rare tools
to avoid a destruction
such a wanksta like you? For me a seduction
What ninas to bust? Leave yo sistas out of this
I know you must, I lead them to shouts of bliss
Nina one, Nina two, Nina three, Nina four
all of dem bitches jus love ma hardcore
Bring on Madonna, I'll see more than Shaw saw
Don't need to touch my dick, girls jus call it Hard Lord
And you? f-uck yoself - nuthin more you can do
But you need some mo' help?Take ya left hand too
Nice comparison to Michael Jackson - I say heehee
You dyin poor, I count checks and be on TeeVee!

You got a territory?

 

[Da Animal]

Where's the iley?

 

[Ruffstaarr]

Nich Schlecht!!

Finde Beide Texte gleich gut! Geiler Battle... immer weiter so

 

[All Day]

damn... how many rounds are yall doin?
forget iley.... u won this one alright... now battle me boy!!

ich beleidige keine MCs in battles.... I only Murder 'em!!!!